K8s Love 
by 2POD feat REPLICATED

Kubernetes love.
Kubernetes know how to party
Kubernetes know how to party
In the city of LA
In the city of Replicated
In the city, city of Kubecon 
We keep it runnin, we keep it runnin

Now let me welcome everyone to the CNCF
A state that’s desired like a kube manifest
The stack hits your VMs like a badge on yo’ chest
Go ingress for your service just to manage access
We in that Podman State where that bomb ass HELM be
The state where you never find yo clusters empty
SREs on a mission for they team
Lean mean container-machines server fiends
I been in the game for 7 years makin volumes
Way before troubleshoot did the job for you
Hate doin, Now it’s 21 and they watch me rock
GitOps, manage every one of they pods with KOTS
It’s all good from schemahero to kURL
reliant on a client to get the link to unfurl
Spin up a cluster and give that sucker a whirl
K8s putting it down for the whole dang world, let’s go

Kubernetes know how to party
Kubernetes know how to party (consensus too)
In the city of LA
In the city of Replicated
In the city, city of Kubecon 
We keep it runnin, we keep it runnin

Scale, scale it, baby
Scale, scale it, scale it baby
Scale, scale it, mama
Scale it, Cali
Scale, scale it, baby
Scale, scale it
Scale, scale it dada
Scale it

Set on jobs, fresh out of pods, Kubernetes dreamin’
Soon as I kubectl, I’m seein’ logs screamin’
Fiendin’ for memory, CPU, the life of a devops
Engineer here to support you
Only in Kube where we try, extendin’ the API
In L.A. we wearin' hoodies not suits (yeah, that's right)
Dressed in Crocs and Khaki pants, and dev is what we do
Flossin with GitOps, and we can chart with Helm too
Famous because we program
Cloud native security infrastructure as code, man
Bumpin' and drainin' like a slow Jan
It's K8, so you know we orchestratin’ like Chopin
Say what you say, but let me just abstract away
All that infrastructure so you’re ok
From Sandbox to Grad-town, the Incubatin’ and back down
Kubernetes’ll put they hat down, give me love

Kubernetes know how to party
Kubernetes know how to party (yes they do)
In the city of LA
In the city of Replicated
In the city, city of Kubecon 
We keep it runnin, we keep it runnin

Scale, scale it, baby
Scale, scale it, scale it baby
Scale, scale it, mama
Scale it, Cali
Scale, scale it, baby
Scale, scale it
Scale, scale it dada
Scale it

Uh, yeah, uh, uh, Replicated in the house
Uh, yeah, kURL.sh
Troubleshoot.sh definitely in the house
KOTS.io, KOTS.io, KOTS.io