The La Brea .Jar Pits are the world's most famous burial ground of legacy software, where technical debt has seeped up from the ground.

Come marvel at the fossilized remains of monolithic architectures that refused to modernize. Gaze in amazement at the archaic dead schedulers and the doomed pods they have left in their wake.

RIP Manual operations, Forking charts, Requesting a single log, Failed updates, Failed installs, Bespoke orchestration, Mesos, Swarm, CloudFoundry, Fleet, Peloton, Tupperware, Platypus....